self help Staff Pick
Eclipse Salutation with the Anus
by Raimon Bellmunt
The sun salutation wasn't enough. Someone wrote a sequel. The eclipse salutation promises to transform your sphincter. Presumably at a cosmic level.
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self help Staff Pick
Hugging Trees to Awaken your Sexual Energy
by Raimon Bellmunt
A serious manifesto on dendrosexuality — the ancient art of awakening your genitals through communion with trees. The oak has been waiting for you.
self help Staff Pick
Lunar Salutation with the Anus
by Raimon Bellmunt
Sun. Eclipse. Moon. This is a trilogy. Someone wrote three books about cosmic anal wellness and we are all living in that world now.
self help Staff Pick
Sun Saluattion Anus
by Raimon Bellmunt
Yoga has evolved. Someone decided the next frontier was mindfulness-based anal wellness. They wrote a whole book about it. You're welcome.
🆕 Latest Finds 29 books total
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The Pop-Up Book of Phobias
by Gary Greenberg
A pop-up book for adults featuring immersive 3D renderings of common phobias: needles, clowns, spiders, heights. It jumps out at you. Intentionally.
conspiracy
People Who Don't Know They're Dead
by Gary Leon Hill
A sincere investigation into how dead spirits accidentally attach themselves to living people, causing unexplained mood shifts and appetite changes. Very thorough.
science
How to Survive a Robot Uprising
by Daniel H. Wilson
Written by an actual robotics PhD, this survival guide covers fighting humanoid robots, escaping robot dogs, and outsmarting autonomous systems. Practical. Timely.
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Games You Can Play with Your Pussy
by Ira Alterman
A 1974 book about cat enrichment activities. Full title: 'Games You Can Play with Your Pussy (and Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know)'. Every word intended innocently.
cooking
Cheese Problems Solved
by P.L.H. McSweeney
A technical Q&A manual for cheese manufacturers troubleshooting production issues. 99% of readers have never made cheese. 100% feel seen.
science
Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics
by Heather Busch & Burton Silver
A rigorous academic treatise on cats as fine artists. Complete with exhibition photographs, gallery notes, and critical analysis. Completely straight-faced.
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The Book of Unusual Knowledge
by Publications International Ltd.
512 pages of facts nobody asked for but everyone desperately needs. The ultimate gift for the person who already knows everything — or thinks they do.
cooking
Cooking in the Nude
by Stephen Cornwell & Debbie Cornwell
A couples' cookbook about preparing romantic dinners. The nude in the title is both the hook and the point. Safety note: avoid deep frying.