self help Staff Pick
Eclipse Salutation with the Anus
by Raimon Bellmunt
The sun salutation wasn't enough. Someone wrote a sequel. The eclipse salutation promises to transform your sphincter. Presumably at a cosmic level.
Questionable Self-Help Books
Books promising to change your life. Results may vary. Heavily.
5 books and counting
self help Staff Pick
Hugging Trees to Awaken your Sexual Energy
by Raimon Bellmunt
A serious manifesto on dendrosexuality — the ancient art of awakening your genitals through communion with trees. The oak has been waiting for you.
self help Staff Pick
Lunar Salutation with the Anus
by Raimon Bellmunt
Sun. Eclipse. Moon. This is a trilogy. Someone wrote three books about cosmic anal wellness and we are all living in that world now.
self help Staff Pick
Sun Saluattion Anus
by Raimon Bellmunt
Yoga has evolved. Someone decided the next frontier was mindfulness-based anal wellness. They wrote a whole book about it. You're welcome.
self help
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
by Zachary Auburn
A responsible guide to discussing firearms, satanism, and other dangers with your cat. Includes a chapter on drugs. Your cat is listening — probably.