Books technically written for children. Parents, proceed with extreme caution.
2 books and counting
by Adam Mansbach
A bedtime story for parents, written in the style of a children's book, about the ancient parental ritual of politely asking a small person to please, for the love of everything, go to sleep.
by Taro Gomi
A Japanese children's book that confronts the great equalizer with the confidence of a philosophy dissertation. An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a small poop. You will make a poop.