Privacy Policy
Last updated: April 15, 2026
The short version
We don't collect much. We don't sell anything. We find weird books, we write funny things about them, and we make a small commission if you buy one. That's the whole business.
What we collect
This is a static website. We don't run a database. We don't have user accounts. We don't store your email address because you haven't given us one.
We may use analytics tools (such as Google Analytics or Plausible) to understand traffic patterns — how many people visit, which pages are popular, that sort of thing. This data is aggregated and anonymous. We use it to figure out which bizarre books people actually click on.
Amazon affiliate links
We participate in the Amazon Associates Programme. When you click a link and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you.
When you click through to Amazon, Amazon's own privacy policy applies. Amazon may set cookies on your browser. We have no control over this and no access to that data.
Cookies
We don't set cookies ourselves. Analytics tools and Amazon may set their own cookies. You can block cookies in your browser settings at any time.
Third-party services
This site is hosted on Vercel. Their privacy policy applies to hosting infrastructure. We use their services to serve you this website reliably and quickly.
Contact
If you have questions about this privacy policy, you can contact us through our GitHub repository or by visiting weirdorconfusingbooks.com.