Eclipse Salutation with the Anus
by Raimon Bellmunt
You thought Sun Salutation for the Anus was a one-off. A singular moment of wellness literature. A peak that could not be surpassed.
You were wrong. There is a sequel.
The Eclipse Salutation takes the foundational work of its predecessor and goes further — cosmically, spiritually, and anatomically. Where the sun salutation merely elevated, the eclipse promises full transformation. The sphincter, apparently, has untapped potential that only celestial alignment can unlock.
What makes this book remarkable is not the content — it’s the commitment. This is a series. Someone sat down and decided that one book on the subject was not enough. They had more to say. They said it.
If you know someone deep in their wellness era, this is the gift that says: I see you, I support you, and I have absolutely no idea what you’re doing.
Also in The Mystical Anal Salutation series: